I'm awesome

Hi I'm AWESOME wanna know why?

  I wake up and pee excellence (a real golden shower) I poop golden nuggets, and just breathe in fresh AWESOME. I have AWESOME friends like 3 or 4 I go to United Methodist church AKA Good Shepherd. I'm a Youth Leader at a AWESOME youth group also called Youth Group AWESOME AKA BigHouse youth, I play drums in the AWESOME band and hangout with awesome people. I live in AWESOMEville, USA population 1. I like to eat anything and everything. I'm in the U.S. Army which is AWESOME. I have 1 AWESOME best friend and an AWESOME family that I adopted because when you're AWESOME you're not born you just form out of nothing which is why I'm AWESOME. So yeah that's pretty much how AWESOME I am. Sorry your mind was blown away by the amounts of AWESOMEness that just radiated from your computer screen but you'll live. I'm about to roll like an overeager paraplegic so PEACE OUTSIDE!!

 -Mr. Awesome