WE GOT HIM

Its a Awesome day the one man we've been looking for since we first went into Afghanistan is dead thanks to U.S. Navy SEALs. He got one shot in his chest and one in his left eye. The big problem with the death now among friends and military buddies is retaliation which will happen. Here's what I say, retaliate if you want to you can go and hang out with Bin Laden for all eternity. I'm currently waiting to deploy myself and I hope we get in something. I want them to retaliate, I beg them too, I want them to know that the greatest fighting force in the WORLD will be there to crush your dreams and give you a first class ticket to meet Allah. If it sounds like I'm blood thirsty you have no idea. This is light even for me, back when I was in training I told my buddies "I like shooting with both eyes open so when I shoot those MotherF*^#@! they can see who it was that put them in their place, I want my face to be the last one they see. My smile and the look of try if you want you won't win you never will but try all you want I'll just keep sending buddies your way." Its harsh and mean and I shouldn't say things like that because I might end up getting shot myself but its cool if I die, I die but when I do go I'll die with a finger on the trigger and one giving a big F#$@ YOU to those haji fucks. That is all have an Awesome day and until next time
            PEACE OUTSIDE!!

I'm awesome

Hi I'm AWESOME wanna know why?

  I wake up and pee excellence (a real golden shower) I poop golden nuggets, and just breathe in fresh AWESOME. I have AWESOME friends like 3 or 4 I go to United Methodist church AKA Good Shepherd. I'm a Youth Leader at a AWESOME youth group also called Youth Group AWESOME AKA BigHouse youth, I play drums in the AWESOME band and hangout with awesome people. I live in AWESOMEville, USA population 1. I like to eat anything and everything. I'm in the U.S. Army which is AWESOME. I have 1 AWESOME best friend and an AWESOME family that I adopted because when you're AWESOME you're not born you just form out of nothing which is why I'm AWESOME. So yeah that's pretty much how AWESOME I am. Sorry your mind was blown away by the amounts of AWESOMEness that just radiated from your computer screen but you'll live. I'm about to roll like an overeager paraplegic so PEACE OUTSIDE!!

 -Mr. Awesome